tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*


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And I’m free, free fallin’ - x


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sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”


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(Source: versaceslut)


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jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

(Source: hellascience)


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buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

(Source: beeblejuice)


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candynecklaces:

cliffhangers are so


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