caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

emmatsone:

i’m a victoria’s secret model. it’s such a secret that not even victoria knows.

deodrant:

i dont care if the original creator of gifs pronounced it jif he pronounced it wrong 

iwillmindfuckyou:

reginasmom:

“I Can’t Remember Where I Put My Phone Two Seconds Ago But I Vividly Remember Every Embarrassing Thing I’ve Said Or Done Since 2008” a book written by me

are you sure it’s not a song by fall out boy

excalilbur:

excalilbur:

i have more followers than there are people in my school