thatfunnyblog:

cinematic masterpiece

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lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé

i made this post about the oscars and the pizza guy but now i’m sure that 95% of the ppl reblogging it now are thinking i fucked a pizza guy when i did not there has been a grave misunderstanding here my friends


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biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad


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jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(Source: xoxo2k14methdragonssss)


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hotboyproblems:

ways to give me anxiety:

  1. sit next to me while im on the computer
  2. say “i need to talk to you”
  3. read my messages and dont reply

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”


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piertotum-locomottor:

rel-a-x:

chocorum:

neurocyte:

world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds

the precision

impressive

h o w


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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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In 20 years I won’t remember today; that scares me.
10 Word Poem" series - #31 (via genesus)

(Source: lettersto-savemyself)


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There was nothing to talk about anymore. The only thing to do was go.
Jack Kerouac, On The Road  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: caffeinebreak)


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